Remember Newt? The right-wing American politician who made liberals'
blood curdle, then resigned in disgrace in 1998? Well, here's the bag that
helped liberals express what they thought of him.
"Warning:" it says, "Reading or hearing Newt Gingrich
may cause your gag reflex to automatically trigger a major barf-o-rama
Keep this Newt Gingrich Barf BagTM with you at all
times out of consideration for innocent citizens who may be nearby. When the
uncontrollable urge to spew overcomes you during a close encounter of the
Newt-kind, just open and aim into your convenient and sanitary Newt
Gingrich Barf Bag.
When full, do not make the common error of mailing it to: The
Honorable Newt Gingrich, House of Representatives, Washington, DC 20515, but
rather discreetly dispose of it as soon as possible.
Please remember that extremism in defense of uncontrollable barfing is
not a vice.
THE SANITARY SAFETY OF ALL AMERICANS COMES FIRST"
Thanks to Bruce Kelly. (2004)